when you have nothing to do on the internet

Fueled by insatiable ennui I googled "when you have nothing to do on the internet" and guess what I found? NOTHING
There is not a single web page, not a single site, not a single scribble on the world wide web to cure this ennui. I thought, I'd post "when you have nothing to do on the internet" on my blog, so when someone like me googles that again, at least they'll see a light at the end of the tunnel.
I am afraid I have no remedies, no suggestions, no cures for the condition. The light at the end of the tunnel may as well be a train. On this note I conclude this post.